沒有update了一段時間,因為近來都沒有太多趣事,或者是,沒有太多閑情理會太多趣事了. 不過今天看到一篇報道,太可笑,不能不說,終於又要破關了.
本來發表的園地在別處,因此沒好好謹守在這裡全用書面語的自制,見諒吧.
1. 煲薯仔
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
無錯喎,佢D傷害美國人民民族感情同口袋既政策,仲勁過
2. 阿諾豬華生力啤
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
佢呢個方案簡直徹底解決同性戀問題啦,讚好!
3. 國防部長拉屎飛耳?得!
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns: the ones we don't know we don't know."
呢個一定係數學人,知道任何兩個bi-operator
4. Murray Walker,電單車賽車評論員
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
果然做得體育評論員都要似黃興桂... 一個字: 精采!
5. John Motson,講波佬
"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in yellow."
又係鬼佬黃興桂,隻黃色又真係幾易認喎,又唔黑,又唔白
6. 英國首相白膠鈍
"Total spending will continue to rise and it will be a zero percent rise in 2013-14."
另一個數學人嚟喎... 點解佢知道percentage rise係一個vector唔係scalar嚟既?
7. 黑淫鈍
"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If 'is' means 'is and never has been' that's one thing -- if it means 'there is none', that was a completely true statement."
呢個仲勁... 語言學家,探討埋tenses既定義同用法. 唔知佢果種好好味既雪茄食法,嚟到而家又係乜野tens
8. 簡東拿
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
踢波佢就勁,估唔到連動物心理學都識喎...
9. 又係煲薯仔呀! 果然係全球最大英語國家既已故元首
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."
可惜唔夠時間... 唔係佢大會繼續講: What I believe is that I believe what I believe is right, and that I believe it is right. I believe it is right because I believe what I believe that I believe what I believe is right... (下刪一萬字,我真係作唔到落去啦...)
10. 倫敦市長Boris Johnson
"I could not fail to disagree with you less."
好明顯,呢句royal English嚟架啦,幾婉約,quardraple negative喎... I could not fail to unwithstand not to publish it less...
真係可惜,我偶像句精句"They misunderestimate me"榜上無名,唔能夠名留青史添...
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